Disney Movies Didn't Prepare Me For This

Becca, 17. I'm a wannabe standup comedian and I sing to myself a lot. (I'm also Quite the kazoo player.)

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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plannedparenthood:

For real - talking to anyone you might have sex with about protecting yourselves from STDs and unplanned pregnancy is one of the most important things you can do to protect your sexual health.

I know this was supposed to be taken seriously, but the fact that this is the same character that kept that girl’s cat and tried to organize a brothel for it is making that a little difficult.

(Source: badwolfoswin, via secrets-stay-forever)

muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

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tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

(Source: videohall, via spencerreidbelongswithme)